Monday, April 6, 2009

Terrible Reason For A Food Post

Lets take a break from the ski review for a little news on the home front

While we were in Colorado, my buddy Pete was on the job plastering over a doorway in my house. Yes, this is the same doorway Chris helped stud up three months ago. Sad isn't it? Pete is a great friend from high school choir, track and wrestling. His expertiece is much appreciated. I am most happy with the job he did and that he documented the progress!


What Pete also documented was the mischief going on in the ghetto. After going back to clean up from the job, Pete noticed something odd about the place. Do you see what I see? I'll give you a few seconds.



Yup, that's right! The pots on the porch were moved...

Despite our ability to spot subtle differences in the ladscape, we didn't find all the mischief that went on until the next day. It appears that an exchange was made. We received 200-300 forks in the lawn and were relieved of all silverware in the house. Yup, not a single piece left lying around to use. But just in case muddy forks weren't to our liking, some alternatives were provided. Observe now, a portrait of a hungry bachelor.

Perplexity

Desperation

Progress

Failure

Frustration

Success!

One quarter teaspoon at a time.



Yup, nooo silverware to be found anywhere. If a few people would be interested in receiving a home cooked meal, provided that they bring their own forks (or ours), we would be happy to entertain.

7 comments:

stormhuse said...

that's hilarious...

Anonymous said...

Looking at the ransom note would be a CAPITAL idea!
-The Triple J Posse

Anonymous said...

So what would this infamous posse like to eat for this ransomed dinner?
Also, any particular drinks we should provide for us all to quelf?
Josh

Anonymous said...

Oops, typo.
...drinks to *quaff
josh

Anonymous said...

We don't really have any requests for dinner. We'll leave it up to the expert chef.

However, we do have a proposition to make. If you can list ALL of the members of the JJJ Posse, you will each earn yourselves a set of silverware. Failing to comply with these demands, will just make your lives that much harder. ;)

Oh, and by the way, there were 500 forks!

-The Triple J Posse

Erika said...

Better solve the mystery Kevin!

Anonymous said...

that'll teach you not to run background checks on your help ;)